Have I mentioned that I am a teacher? Well, I am! I teach some of the most wonderful students in Virginia! At least, that is my opinion! My job is a little different than your average high school teacher, you see, my students are special. No really, I mean that literally! I teach students with different types of exceptionalities.... they have autism, mental disabilities, and sometimes multiple disabilities.
I feel that it is important to mention that my students are academically and socially on an elementary school level but they are still going through all those crazy high school emotions and changes. I teach all the core subjects, Math, Reading/English, Social Studies, and Science. Since our students have special needs, we have a big responsibility to teach social, behavioral skills and transitional skills which include job related skills, cooking, shopping and other independent living skills. The skills that we take for granted are extremely important to my students. Trust me it makes for an interesting day!
I have found there are fantastic things that come out of my student’s mouths. The things they say can be incredibly smart, funny, crazy, and logical, all in the same. I can not count the number of days that I leave school laughing over the events! The stories are too good not to share! So the saga begins...
Yesterday was the first day of school. I usually have about 11 students in my class. Some of my students are with me for a few years. This year I have two new students. New students are always fun! Enter Maxwell.
One of the first day activities is to draw pictures depicting the classroom rules. Matthew was supposed to be drawing pictures of students showing good manners. Here is how the conversation goes:
"Maxwell, can you tell me which classroom rule you chose?"
"Students will use Good manners"
" That's nice, can you tell me which good manner, you're picture is showing?"
"That's You, Sweatheart"
"Oh, thank you Maxwell, can you tell me which good manner is Mrs. J showing?"
" Well, your having a baby"
" Maxwell, Mrs. J doesn't have any babies and you are supposed to be drawing a picture of using good manners, Can you tell me an example of a good manner "
"Sweetheart, You are going to have babies" At this point, Maxwell has a huge smile on his face and is winking at me.
I am really trying hard to change the subject, and redirect him to the right path.
"We are supposed be drawing pictures of good manners. Your classmates gave some wonderful examples of good manners earlier. Do you remember any of those examples?"
At this point, he started to pretend that he was cradling a baby. He was not listening to a word that I said.
"You are my new wife"
I slipped, the laugh just rolled out of my mouth. It was just too cute. I've had students have crushes before but none that actually proposed marriage!
" Well, Maxwell, that is sweet but Mrs. J is already married. I have a husband and I like him a lot."
By his expressions, He looked taken back for a second but soon he was grinning again.
" Well, that is just too bad for Mr. J because I AM your sweetheart now. You are my wife."
Over the past few days, I have tried numerous times to let Maxwell know kindly that I am his TEACHER and that is as far as it goes. A few times I even, just ignored it, not wanting to reward him with more attention from this behavior. However, Maxwell is currently telling random faculty members in the halls that I am his wife. Yesterday, at lunch he tried to kiss me on the cheek while I was helping another student with their food! He did his best to take advantage of the situation! Since then, our class has focused on appropriate ways to greet people..... kissing teachers on the cheek is NOT one of them. During free time Friday, He made me a ring out of the beads! Oh my, I think next week, I am going to have to bring a few pictures of Mr. J to put on my desk. This year is going to be adventure!